You are what you eat?
I am what I eat ???
If it were true I am what I eat,
I'd have hamburgers instead of feet.
I'd have hot-dogs instead of toes,
bananas for fingers and a cucumber nose.
I'd have a cabbage in place of my head,
And I'd have no thighs, just two loaves of bread.
I'd have Jell-O arms that shake and jiggle,
And cauliflower ears that I could not wiggle.
I'd have drumsticks instead of legs,
And I'd have no eyes, just two boiled eggs.
I guess this big pizza on which I sit,
Is the reason my slacks don't fit.
I'd surely have oatmeal where my brain should be,
If I really believed this applied to me.
For I don't believe that saying is true,
I am not what I eat and neither are you.
~Author Unknown~
If it were true I am what I eat,
I'd have hamburgers instead of feet.
I'd have hot-dogs instead of toes,
bananas for fingers and a cucumber nose.
I'd have a cabbage in place of my head,
And I'd have no thighs, just two loaves of bread.
I'd have Jell-O arms that shake and jiggle,
And cauliflower ears that I could not wiggle.
I'd have drumsticks instead of legs,
And I'd have no eyes, just two boiled eggs.
I guess this big pizza on which I sit,
Is the reason my slacks don't fit.
I'd surely have oatmeal where my brain should be,
If I really believed this applied to me.
For I don't believe that saying is true,
I am not what I eat and neither are you.
~Author Unknown~
CUUUUUTE! Gee.... I may have to steal it one day... *G*
Posted by
Melli |
9:05 AM
Too funny! I love this!
Posted by
Twisted Cinderella |
10:44 AM
Way too good...makes sense to me. We would all be funny looking...Can't you just picture yourself?? smile!
Posted by
Ramblins of a middle-aged goddess |
11:09 AM