Wednesday, March 15, 2006 

I Value Women over 30

This was orginally written by Andy Rooney of 6o Minutes Fame: Why I Value Women over 30!

"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are a few reason's why:

- A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

-If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

-A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

-Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or
what she's doing.

-Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think you can get away
with it

-Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best firend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

-Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

-Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They just know.

-A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of younger women.

-Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

-Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, or you are acting like one! You never have to wonder where you
stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately it's not reciprocated. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot
woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22 year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow, when you
can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig, just to get a little sausage."

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